Aug
26th
Tue
26th
This is my personal blog. You can Contact Me if you want.
I started the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a few years ago. Now I spend a lot of time trying to avoid a "real" Job.
Aug
16th
Sat
16th
a national treasure
The house from The Goonies:
The current owners have posted signs making it clear tourists aren’t welcome .. but they knew what they were getting into when they bought that house.
Jul
15th
Tue
15th
leverage
State of Oregon Corporation Division: I took your pen.
You get it back if my applications go through ok.
Jun
25th
Wed
25th
great idea lost forever
I hate it when I find notes that don’t make any sense. It sucks because I wouldn’t have written it down unless it was important, but because I didn’t explain it clearly enough and I have a crappy memory, it’s lost forever.
I just found this one:
I have written “nature is a dick”, with a drawing of a hybrid lightning-bolt/penis.
Clearly this was a genius idea, but I don’t remember what I was thinking.
:|
Jun
13th
Fri
13th
portland from the tram
Jun
10th
Tue
10th
art
I am pretty sure I know how fine art photography works.
The original:
Here I’ve darkened the edges and blurred everything not in the very center of the frame to imitate a cheap/old lens. I’ve also screwed with contrast and saturation to imitate cross-processing (where they’d develop film of one type in chemicals meant for another type). Accurate colors are not art.
Last, I converted to black and white. And now, barely identifiable and blurry, it is art.
Another one:
Cactus:
Old-timey Cactus:
One more:
